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Addiction at it's Best
25 July 2011 @ 10:25 pm
Welcome to StoopSnake, a Writing, Art, and File sharing journal. All three together, since I'm too lazy to make separate journals for all three, and I don't do much of any of that anyway.

Personal entries will not be posted on here, as I have my main journal, [info]fatedtofall for that. Feel free to friend either journal, though be forewarned that my personal one is friends locked (Due to my mom reading my journal.)

Questions

Q: What does Stoop Snake mean?
A: There is a stoop in front of my house. Stoop Snake and his Lady Friend live in there, along with a few of their children. No, seriously.

Q: What kind of Snake is Stoop Snake?
A: I'm assuming Garter. Maine is one of those fun states in the U.S. that has no indigenous poisonous snakes (There are only three, actually, Alaska and Hawaii being the other two.), and it looks like one.

Q: Why does this exist?
A: I was bored? And while I don't do much sharing, I do do (ha!) a little bit. And I want to post my fics someplace where they aren't locked. Granted, we have The Pit for that, but still.

Rules

--- Please Comment if you take. I'm not actually picky, I just wanna hear what people have to say to me, is all.

--- Don't redistribute my links. Upload them on your own if you plan to re-share them. Or hell, just ask first and credit me for the links or something.

--- Won't be F-locking things, so everyone can see it. Just... don't report me. If I get complaints about it, I'll post it elsewhere and Lock the entry, or... something.

--- Don't claim my work as your own? Not that I think I'm good enough to steal off of, but still. >>
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Feeling: chipper
Tunes: Someone Playing my Wii
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
13 August 2008 @ 08:57 pm
Title: Sentences
Type: 50 One Sentence Prompts, Naruto
Pairings: Kakashi x Sakura
Rating: Ranged; G - NC 17
Genre: Fluff, Gen, Porn.
Warning[s]: Graphic Sex. Fluff. AUs. Uhh. Other things. My inability to take things seriously.
Summary: 50 sentence prompts, Theme Set Alpha, ganked from [info]1sentence though not acknowledged For they are slow.

Posting this, since like [info]tomoeish said, no point in waiting when I've got it done and who know's when they'll acknowledge it.

Theme Set Alpha )

For the record, going through and adding all the italics and bold manually sucks like butt.
 
 
Place: Dunno.
Feeling: giddy
Tunes: Manly lady talking about food
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
13 August 2008 @ 08:31 pm
Title: A Little Problem
Type: Naruto
Pairing/Character: Kakashi, Sakura
Rating: K +
Warning[s]: Uhh... Sexy-no-jutsu Abuse.
Genre: Humor. Almost Gen, but I like to think it has Teacher-student leanings <3
Status: 975 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: If any of her ninjas were going to have this kind of problem, Tsunade really wouldn't have expected it of these two.

Comments: This? I like. And intend to continue it, sort of, someday. Is cute, yes?

A Little Problem )
 
 
Place: Russia
Feeling: nerdy
Tunes: Moar Diving
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
13 August 2008 @ 08:25 pm
Title: Die.
Type: Naruto
Pairing/Character: Kakashi x Sakura
Rating: Light Teen
Warning[s]: Language
Genre: Humor, Romance
Status: 1212 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: Trapped in a bad situation, Sakura learns a few new things about Kakashi. Like his taste for floral print.

Comments: Another one of those pieces that I like (And this is by far my most popular story) but I'm not quite satisfied with.

Die. )
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Feeling: giggly
Tunes: Some stupid Home show
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
13 August 2008 @ 08:03 pm
Title: Don't Make a Sound
Type: Naruto
Pairing/Character: Neji x Hinata
Rating: Mature, NC - 17
Warning[s]: Descriptive Sex. Slight Kink, except not. Incest, except who cares.
Genre: Porn
Status: 918 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: She has to be quiet, even if she can't quite recall why.

Comments: LOOK. PORN. WOO.

Don't Make a Sound )
 
 
Feeling: hungry
Tunes: Men's Synchronized Diving
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
13 August 2008 @ 07:55 pm
Title: Rude Awakenings
Type: Prince of Tennis
Pairing/Character: One-Sided Sakuno x Ryoma, Momo x Ryoma, Tezuka x Fuji, Tomoka x Sakuno
Rating: K +, Maybe a bit Teen
Warning[s]: Molestation
Genre: Humor, Romance
Status: 2198 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: Where in Sakuno has a realization, in more ways than one.

Comments: Written as a going away present for [info]mothproof_ammeh when she went to Japan a couple of years back. I still like this thing, even if it is overwhelmingly cute/sappy.

Rude Awakenings )
 
 
Feeling: bouncy
Tunes: Our Cable Box Dying
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
Title: Of Painted Toes and Scar Tissue
Type: Naruto
Pairing/Character: Kakashi x Sakura
Rating: T
Warning[s]: Spot of Perviness
Genre: Humor, Romance
Status: 1940 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: In which Sakura muses on the past and Kakashi is a bit of a dork.

Comments: I like this piece, but then I don't? I like the flow and the feel, but I hate the dialouge and certain parts of it, and I've actually editted it a few times.

Of Painted Toes and Scar Tissue )
 
 
Feeling: thoughtful
Tunes: SciFi Channel Reruns
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
Title: Bad Mojo
Chapter Title: The One You Hurt Most
Type: InuYasha
Pairing/Character: Inuyasha, Kagome, Buyo. Others.
Rating: T
Warning[s]: Fish, Language
Genre: Crack, Humor, Supernatural
Status: 3774 Words, Multi-Chapter, Incomplete
Summary: It's always a good idea to be polite to Mysterious Old Woman met on the side of the road. Body Switching. Buyo. Mayhem. Dancing in the Dainties.

Comments: Chapter Two. Still intending to finish this someday.

The One You Hurt Most )
 
 
Place: Behind You
Feeling: horny
Tunes: Silence
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
Title: Bad Mojo
Chapter Title: A Chance Encounter
Type: InuYasha
Pairing/Character: Inuyasha, Kagome, Buyo. Others.
Rating: T
Warning[s]: None for this Chapter
Genre: Crack, Humor, Supernatural
Status: 3342 Words, Multi-Chapter, Incomplete
Summary: It's always a good idea to be polite to Mysterious Old Woman met on the side of the road. Body Switching. Buyo. Mayhem. Dancing in the Dainties.

Comments: My first Chapter fic, unfinished. I do intend to finish it someday, really... Still have a soft spot for it.

A Chance Encounter )
 
 
Place: Cooking
Feeling: satisfied
Tunes: Gurren Lagann
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
12 August 2008 @ 12:00 pm
Title: Strange Bedfellows
Type: InuYasha
Pairing/Character: Sesshoumaru x Miroku
Rating: Stretched T
Warning[s]: Non-graphic Sex, Male on Male Sexins
Genre: Crack, Porn
Status: 570 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: Miroku figured he had about 30 seconds to live. Sesshoumaru just wanted to do that again.

Comments: Uhh. Because I can and I figure, why not? Very Old.

Strange Bedfellows )
 
 
Place: Hidden
Feeling: high
Tunes: Ghost Hunters International
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
30 October 2007 @ 12:06 am
Title: Connoiseur
Type: InuYasha
Pairing/Character: Naraku-centric
Rating: Mature
Warning[s]: Implied Stalking, Rape, Killing
Genre: Dark, Horror
Status: 641 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: He was a connoisseur, of only the finest goods.

Comments: Old Dark Fic. Again, my brain is messed up. People tell me this is sexy/hot/whatever. Go figure. Reasearched Wine Tasting for this.

Connoiseur )
 
 
Place: Places
Feeling: groggy
Tunes: In Your Arms - FlyLeaf
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
29 October 2007 @ 11:59 pm
Title: Use
Type: Prince of Tennis Oneshot
Pairings: MomoxRyo Angst, Unhappy RyoxSaku
Rating: Stretched Teen
Warning[s]: Language and Implied Sexual What-Not
Genre: Angst
Status: 529 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: Ryoma reflects on his life and what he has lost.

Comments: Ehh. Never been a fan of this piece either, but whatever. I don't do angst well.

Use )
 
 
Feeling: tired
Tunes: Bleed It Out - Linkin Park
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
29 October 2007 @ 11:53 pm
Title: Poking Things Over
Type: InuYasha Crack
Pairing: Implied Sango x Miroku (Yes, in that order)
Rating: Hard Teen, Borderline Mature
Warning[s]: Candid Conversation about the Nature of BDSM, Mention of Sex Toys, Realizations about Miroku and Sango's relationship no one wants.
Genre: Disturbing Crack
Status: 699 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: Where in Sango fails to understand the concept of 'Too Much Information.'

Comments: Yeah. I hate this thing. Its retarded and disturbing, and yeah. I hate this alot. Enjoy.

Poking Things Over )
 
 
Place: I'm Lost
Feeling: annoyed
Tunes: Windows - Surge Tankien
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
29 October 2007 @ 11:44 pm
Title: Disturbing Thoughts
Type: InuYasha Crack Fic
Rating: Teen, Borderline Mature
Warning[s]: Bukkake Mentions, Sesshoumaru Abuse, Baaadddd Images
Genre: Crack Fic, Humor
Status: 843 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: While walking one day, Kagome has the most... interesting thought.

Comments: I have a messed up brain. Seriously.

Disturbing Thoughts )
 
 
Place: Outta Here
Feeling: thirsty
Tunes: Done - Foo Fighters
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
29 October 2007 @ 11:36 pm
Title: Holy Moley
Type: Prince of Tennis Fanfic
Pairing: Atobe x Jirou
Rating: K +
Warning[s]: Body Parts expressing their Point of View
Genre: Humor, Crack
Status: 1012 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: Atobe's mole has a beef to pick with him.

Comments: Crack fic for [info]mothproof_ammeh way back when. Still Funny.

Holy Moley )
 
 
Feeling: exanimate
Tunes: Radio Comercials
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
29 October 2007 @ 11:28 pm
Title: Ante
Type: InuYasha Oneshot
Pairing/Character: Miroku; Implied InuYasha x Kagome
Rating: K+
Warning[s]: Attempted Welshing, Potty Mouth Affliction
Genre: Humor
Status: 800 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: Miroku is harassing InuYasha, but why, exactly is he?

Comments: My second fanfic ever. First I never posted and aren't planning on it. It still makes me giggle sometimes.

Ante )
 
 
Place: Boston
Feeling: mellow
Tunes: Drop Kick Murphys
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
29 October 2007 @ 11:18 pm
Title: Stormdrains
Type: Original Fiction cleverly disguised as homework
Rating: K+
Warning[s]: Murderin'
Genre: Urban Legend, Horror
Status: 880 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary Those drains run all over the city, you know.

Comments: Written at three in the fuckin' morning, so I'm not being held responsible for its suckyness. I was tired, seriously. o_o

Stormdrains )
 
 
Feeling: dorky
Tunes: Steady as She Goes - Raconteers
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
29 October 2007 @ 11:09 pm
Title: A Study of Reflection
Type: Original Fic
Rating: Mature
Warning[s]: Quasi Incestuous Underage Lesbian Threesome with Dominant/Submissive Undertones. And Art. You know you like it.
Genre: Quasi-Porn, Horror, Macabre, Surreal
Status: 1315 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: "'I want to know just how close you two are.' She says."

Comments: Uhh. Yeah. Everyone loves lesbians? *cough* Uhh.. Sleep at night kids, or this is what you do.

A Study of Reflection )
 
 
Place: Ovar Thar
Feeling: chipper
Tunes: Red Sox Winning the World Series
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
29 October 2007 @ 11:03 pm
Title: Encounter
Type: Original Fiction, Sahen Series
Rating: K
Warning[s]: Angst. Lots of it.
Genre: Angst, Drama
Status: 288 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: When Sahen is seventeen, he sees his mother for the first time in 3 years. [Sahen knows what he is and is not.]

Comments: Oh, look, introspective character examination in the form of ANGST! Isn't it purty? Umm. Yeah.

Encounter )
 
 
Place: Beeedddd
Feeling: giddy
Tunes: Better Man - No Idea
 
 
Addiction at it's Best
29 October 2007 @ 10:41 pm
Title: Sanguine
Type: Original Fiction, Sahen Series
Rating: Mature
Warning[s]: Underage Sex
Genre: Porn
Status: 386 Words, ONESHOT, Complete
Summary: A Boy's First Screw.

Comments: Oh, hey, look. Porn. Inspired by the words "He looked back fondly on his fifteenth birthday, when he lost his virginity in the backseat of a car to a woman 15 years his senior." from Maelstrom.

Everyone loves porn.

Sanguine )
 
 
Feeling: horny
Tunes: XXX - Crushing Velvet
 
 
 
 

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